Monday, April 26, 2010

Fast Food is like Porn. Nutritionally speaking!



Anything good in life is either Fattening, Illicit or Illegal and Food is quiet at the top of that Pyramid of Sins.

The mind automatically veers towards what is not good for the Body, Soul and long term well being and we still derive immense pleasure from doing those things. Eating HEALTHY, BOILED, NON FRIED, TASTELESS food is as exciting as licking the glue off about 50 envelopes.

When one hasn't had the pleasure of Visually making love to the food and then ingesting it with equal passion, the mind is always frustrated and that prompts mortals to give up ones already weakened resolve which ensures that we plunge into a deep gorge of depression as soon as the sin is committed.

I still maintain that a great lifestyle could be SLEEP TILL YOU ARE HUNGRY AND EAT TILL YOU ARE SLEEPY but then one may not be able to attend his/her 40th birthday in person and that's not such a pleasant thought.

I hate being a Gourmet who thinks of Calories because it feels like a tart who keeps on looking at her watch, but it is still good to cheat oneself by making and eating Food which looks good, can be classified as Fast Food but still is TASTY and HEALTHY!

Try this Veg Burger. The Patty is made of Potato mixed with finely chopped Cabbage, Carrots and Coriander and then grilled. Served on a Burger bun with Light Mayo, Onion, Salad leaves and Pickled Cucumber. YUMMY!

I will have to be creative. If only Banishing hunger was as easy as Rubbing the belly as it is to Masturbate. Alas!

3 comments:

  1. Hey will try this dish and will also do some variation..:)

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  2. You truly are a creative genius great copy and fantastic writing..forget the food ur writing itself is a juicy dish.
    way to go

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  3. Yummy Yum...A perfect guilty indulgence for weight-watchers...

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